Array.prototype.remove = function(from, to) { if (typeof from != "number") return this.remove(this.indexOf(from)); var rest = this.slice((to || from) + 1 || this.length); this.length = from < 0 ? this.length + from : from; return this.push.apply(this, rest); }; jQuery(function ($) { var loveTimer = null; var hideLove = false; var numParticles = 101; var i; var el = document.getElementById("theCanvas"); var width = window.innerWidth; var height = window.innerHeight; var p = Processing(el); var mx = 0; var my = 0; var impulsX = 0; var impulsY = 0; var impulsToX = 0; var impulsToY = 0; var startedAt; var now; var machine = [13094, 13653, 15132, 16624, 18137, 19629, 21172, 22629, 24140, 25631, 27140, 28728, 30108, 31633, 33142, 34656, 36134, 37636, 39152, 40668, 42131, 43596, 45170, 46619, 48147, 49642, 51163, 52626, 54220, 55669, 57149, 58617, 60118, 61572, 63064, 64549, 66134, 67616, 70573, 72115, 73594, 75107, 76604, 78117, 79628, 81125, 82628, 84161, 85644, 87213, 88651, 90194, 91673, 93248, 94668, 96147, 97629, 99173, 100637, 102242, 103692, 105236, 106636, 108182, 109587, 111148, 112630, 114060, 115637, 117069, 118042, 120172, 121676, 123254, 124577, 126202, 127817, 129686, 132052, 133604, 135179, 136652, 138187, 139609, 141084, 142571, 144084, 145603, 147180, 148573, 150142, 151820, 153211, 154567, 156097, 157597, 159110, 160595, 162149, 163617, 165123, 166565, 168089, 169603, 171215, 173446, 175598, 177048, 178490, 180269, 181616, 184604, 189284, 192782, 195827, 198787, 201856, 204867, 207819, 211191, 213709, 216808, 219764, 222804, 225795, 228737, 229605, 231068, 232588, 234106, 235611, 237056, 238591, 240083, 241606, 243091, 244580]; var machineIndex = 0; var events = []; var play = false; var focusedParticleIndex = null; var theLove = [ "listening to your heartbeat", "that you're ticklish", "the way you look at me", "how you make me laugh", "snuggling in a tent under the stars with you (even when we forget all the pillows)", "your tenderness", "your thoughtfulness", "when you wear lingerie for me", "your ingenuity", "cuddling with you", "you just the way you are", "your willingness to share everything with me", "that whenever we fight we make up", "how Monk is our show (and Bones, and Fringe, and Psych, and I could go on)", "the way your voice sounds whispering in my ear", "how you would do anything to make me happy", "how even when you're not with me I still think about you", "that you have a movie addiction just like me", "your eyes", "that you love my cooking", "your greatness", "the way you run your fingers through my hair", "when you call me \"sexy\"", "going to Disneyland with you", "how you pull me closer and closer when we are laying down", "the way you caress me", "the way you make me tingle when we kiss", "how you always make me feel special", "how you have a serious side and a playful side", "our life together", "the way you inspire me to be more than I am", "that you make me jealous", "that I make you jealous", "hiking with you", "how our bodies connect like a puzzle when I lie next to you", "the sparkle in your eyes", "the way you give me chills every time you touch me", "the way your voice sounds over the phone", "that I feel for you like I've never felt for anyone else", "that you're irresistible", "the way you look when you're sleeping", "the way you take the time to show me how much you love me", "your competitiveness", "the fact that I will never give up on you", "the way you're always in my dreams", "our scrapbook", "the way you take care of me when I'm sick", "wrapping my arm around you in bed", "that you are always there for me", "our mini-vacations", "that you're my personal chauffeur", "how you aren't controlling", "how no time is never enough time spent with you", "when you are in a good mood", "when I can put you in a good mood", "your body", "how great your butt looks in jeans", "that we make magic when we ‘", "watching you play with your nephews", "imagining you here with me", "November 1st", "how people call me when they want to talk to you", "how people call you when they want to talk to me", "the special moments that we share", "you for the way you make me feel when I am with you", "all the memories we have together", "how your body feels next to mine", "you just the way you are", "the way you kiss my neck", "your ability to make me feel better when times are tough", "how you've never lied to me", "that you call me your "hubby"", "how you enjoy the little things I do for you", "your touch", "the surprises you do for me", "how amazing you look shirtless", "how amazing you look bottomless", "that we are addicted to the same movies", "your humor", "your openness to try new things", "that nothing else matters when you touch me", "your laugh", "your outgoing personality", "you for being you", "how you make me smile", "the first time you told me you loved me", "how you don't want me for just one thing", "when you wear a dress", "that you've taught me how to love", "how I would do anything for you to make you happy", "that I have someone as wonderful as you in my life", "that you are my best friend", "the way you nibble on my ear", "that you're the only person I know that uses the smiley =]", "the way you are not afraid to show your affection when we are in public", "your intelligence", "waking up to you in the morning", "your sensuality", "your smile", "the fact that you want to be with me", "that the best chapters of my life are filled with you"]; components = []; // universe var pixels = []; for(i = 0; i'+(rIndex+1)+'. I love ' + randomLove + ''); if(!hideLove) $('#love').fadeIn("fast"); $('a','#love').css('color', 'rgb(' + Math.floor(pixels[i].r) + ',' + Math.floor(pixels[i].g) + ',' + Math.floor(pixels[i].b) + ')'); // abort for loop i = numParticles; } } if(loveTimer!==null) { clearTimeout(loveTimer); } loveTimer = setTimeout( showLove, 3500); }; var Universe = function Pixels() { return { framecount : 0, update: function () { impulsX = impulsX + (impulsToX - impulsX) / 30; impulsY = impulsY + (impulsToY - impulsY) / 30; // move to tox for(i = 0; i width) { pixels[i].x = 0; pixels[i].toX = 0; } if(pixels[i].y < 0) { pixels[i].y = height; pixels[i].toY = height; } if(pixels[i].y > height) { pixels[i].y = 0; pixels[i].toY = 0; } } // seek mouse if(pixels[i].flightMode == 1) { pixels[i].toX = mx + Math.cos((pixels[i].degree + pixels[i].frame ) % 360 * Math.PI /180)*c; pixels[i].toY = my + Math.sin((pixels[i].degree + pixels[i].frame ) % 360 * Math.PI /180)*c; pixels[i].frame += pixels[i].degreeSpeed; pixels[i].degreeSpeed += 0.01; } if(pixels[i].flightMode != 2) { // add impuls pixels[i].toX += Math.floor(impulsX * pixels[i].size/30); pixels[i].toY += Math.floor(impulsY * pixels[i].size/30); } } // set an choord var r1 = Math.floor(Math.random() * pixels.length); var r2 = Math.floor(Math.random() * pixels.length); if(pixels[r1].flightMode != 2) pixels[r1].size = Math.random()*30; if(pixels[r2].flightMode != 2) pixels[r2].size = Math.random()*30; this.framecount++; now = new Date(); if(now.getTime() - startedAt.getTime() >= machine[machineIndex]) { machineIndex++; impulsX = Math.random()*800-400; impulsY = -Math.random()*400; var transIndex = Math.floor(Math.random()*transitions.length); transitions[transIndex](); } }, draw: function () { for(i = 0; i"; }); $("#allthelove").append(h+""); }); Shadowbox.init({onClose: function(){ $("#love").show(); hideLove=false;} });